Topic #17: Surprises - Jack :]

Now, this will most probably be my last post as I am handing over to the more capable hands of Isaac, but, the child doesn't know how to create a post, so I'm here for now. But for no longer than now.


Right, surprises, many things surprise me, like, me blogging again, and how difficult GCSE's are gonna be.

Moving on,
there are good surprises and bad surprises, the good surprises are good, and the bad surprises are bad,

I've decided to set a challenge to the rest of the bloggers on this blog...maybe it can be my legacy thing that everyone decides to do every week, who knows

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WEEKLY CHALLENGE
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List to best/worst surprises you've ever received :)

Topic #17: What do you like about blogging? - Jack :]

I like a lot of things about blogging, like the way you can express yourself, and then share it, so that others can agree, disagree or somehow relate to it, the fact that they can be short, or long, this one shall be short as I have work to do for graphics :/ but yeah,

The freedom is nice, I like freedom, it's better than being trapped, like being forced to stay outside in the rain because your school doesn't like you going inside...

Then there's the unique side to it, that it's different, it's not a diary, but it's not a fact file, it's an opinion, usually. :)Now here's a picture, of two dogs, riding on a pony :D

 

Jack - :]

Topic #16: y = 4x+ 3 - Jack :]

a) Will you be coming to the ROCKSHOW? Dunno :)
b) Did you cheat on the maths exam? No :) and I got a level 7.40 ;)
c) Do you swear to put maximum effort into this blog? I swear on a loaf of bread and the viola clef :)

II: Complete the Sentences:

a) This Blog is here.

b) I shot my Pineapple flavoured coconut today.

c) I can hear the scream of the cow.

d) Beyond here lies there.

e) We have assumed correctly.

f) We are the first of the carrot of crunchyness.

g) We must face the knowledge that the end of the world is not the year 2012.

h) Why are we here? Because we can be.

i) All that we can do is just jump around.

j) it's been a long time since *censored for the sake of humanity* .

k) you sometimes drive me to tescos and back.

l) for my cruncy and my carrot it's munch time.


III: Scenareo:
I would use my phone to ring the police and then the police would come but they wouldn't be able to find us so they'll leave and then the crazy man would come and be all like "Why da police show up here" and I'd be all like "It wasn't me" and then he'd be like "Hmm" and I'd be like "Bam!" and then there'd be a kung fu showdown and I'd win because I'm a jedi :)


and you didn't tell us what to do with the equation, so
16a + 4b = 124
4a + 3b = 45

Jack- :]

Topic #13 The Mr Miller Times - Jack :]

So, Mr Miller, yeah,
He was my music teacher in year 7, can't really remember much about him tbh, Some people on this blog have an unhealthy obsession, but I'll give you a quote right from the year 7 report *goes to find it*

I can't find it.

*10 Minutes later*
Found it! :D:
"Jack is a quiet member of the music class who has made progress throughout the year. I've been pleased with Jack's maturity in his group work and when engaged with practical music making (I'm sure the word is composing?) I would encourage him to be more proactive in lessons particularly in class discussion and taking the lead in the group work. There is potential for Jack to make excellent progress in this subject if he continues to work hard. Well done!"

Me? Quiet and mature? Oh how I've changed...for the worse :P

Jack :]

Topic #11 : 50 Questions - Jack :]

50 Questions, hmm...

1. What is your full name? Jack Joseph (Confirmation name Zachary) Ronan
2. What is your Star-sign? Taurus
3. Who is the last person you texted? Lilly :)
4. Do you regret anything you've done lately? Homework
5. Where are you right now? Bedroom
6. What do you hear? The groan of the computer
7. When is the last time you cried? In Science, laughing my head off
8. Would you ever get a tattoo? Nope
9. Ever had your heart broken? Nah
10. What is your current mood? Happy and Hungry
11. Ever changed clothes in a vehicle? Yeah
12. Do you have a favourtie number? 2
13. Do you drink coffee? Nope
14. How's your life atm? Good
15. What age would you like to die? When I'm the same age as God
16. What is on your hand? My fingers and a thumb
17. What's your favourite food? Nice stuff
18. Which celebrity do you resemble? Nobody
19. Who are you instant messaging? Lilly and Isaac
20. Last person you talked on the phone with? Lilly
21. Have any secrets? A few :)
22. Could you live without music? Probably, but it wouldn't be as good :)
23. Who is your bestfriend? I have a few
24. Do you like thunder and lightening? Yeah
25. Do you miss anyone right now? Yup :[
26. Favourite movie? Harry Potter, any of them
27. How important are looks? Not very :)
28. Favourite style of music? No clue :)
29. Last person to see you cry? Isaac and James
30. Which one of your friends do you think would make a good prostitute? Me
31. Ever cried during a movie? No :)
32. How tall are you? 5.10 I think
33. Eye colour? Brown
34. Favourite school subject? Drama
35. Who was the last person to make you laugh? Jeus
36. How many siblings do you have? 1
37. What are you wearing right now? Jeans, T-Shirt, Hoodie, the usual :P
38. Do you like horror* (Not horrow Shannon;) ) movies? Don't mind them
39. Ever broken a bone? Don't think so
40. Have any addictions? iPod
41. Favourite colour? Green
42. Would you conside yourself popular? Not really:)
43. Do you find it hard to trust others? Nope :)
44. Do you get paranoid when people have your phone? Someone has my phone? WHO? WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
45. If someone liked you, would you want them to tell you? Yeah
46. Do you get along better with boys or girls? Trannys, or both
47. How many piercings do you have? None
48. Favourite sport? Shannon
49. Do you think this blog fails? Nope
50. Was this too personal? Yeah, I'm crying :(

Topic #10:Your biggest fear - Jack :]

This was due yesterday but a technical difficulty disrupted it...

My biggest fear is fear, I'm scared that I'm gonna be scared of doing something?
I have lots of little fears as well though, but I just get over them cause I know they're stupid :P I'm not really scared of insects and stuff like that, but I don't like them? :P
Not much too write here but I'm sure you're all used to me having short posts ;)

- Jack :]

Topic #8: Films - Jack :]

So that's one cycle done :)
Films, for this topic I'm gonna choose a specific film, whether any of you others do or not that's up to you :)

Harry Potter :)- Chosen mostly cause of Charlotte the pot-ter head ;) see what I did there
I have loved this series of films, I don't think they did 100% justice to the books, but yeah, I've read the books since I can remember anything, if not me, my mum reading them too me? :P
ANYWAY
Back to the films :)
I was watching number 2 yesterday, Chamber of Secrets, and then I watched the 7th one part 1 today
Now comparing the two, you can see how the characters have developed :) That's one of the things I like about the film, I feel like I've grown up with the characters, in a sense of the first one had barely anything sinister in it at all and that was when I was little, and the 7th one is more for adults, and that's when I'm older at my age between 14 and 11 but it doesn't have a 2 in it

I love the way the films have been done :) and I probably always will, I hope they remake them in the future, but they better not fuck it up :)

Jack :]

Topic #7: Careers - Jack :]

Careers,
what would I like to be? If I could honestly answer that question I would, but I can't so I'm gonna say, Pornstar

At the age I'm at (below 14, above 11, but it doesn't have a 2 in it so it must be...?) choosing a job is a hard thing to do, I mean I was gonna start the era of Shakespearean rock, but sadly my idea has been taken by Hugh, :(
We've all handed in our options forms this week unless we stupidly forgot the piece of paper, which surprisingly I didn't do :D, I chose:
Drama, Music, All three sciences, History, and Graphics, among the ones we are forced to take:
Religious Education, so you have a better chance of getting a job obviously...
P.E.
English
Maths
and probably something I forgot...that's gonna come as a shock next year...

In order to get a good job, I need to get to uni, now all the high up universities are looking for a language, so for my exam in may, I need to work for my Spanish, to get a C, if I can do that, I can get into all those top uni's probably if I can even afford it the way the government is at the moment

So yeah, I have just about a month to get a grade that could possibly affect my university :)
I might not even want to go to any of those uni's, depends what career I want, and I haven't decided that yet...

That's me done :) Until tomorrow...
Jack :]

Topic #6: Future - Jack :]

Hmm the future, currently unpredictable, that's what I like about it really :)
You never know what's coming, it's like getting a ? box in Mario Kart, sometimes it's crap, (upside down ? boxes) and sometimes it's good (red shells)
the future can be affected by our decisions, there's usually two routes, the hard, satisfying long route (Rainbow road) or the easy road (Baby circuit with a bullet bill)
I like to choose the hard route, (don't twist that, or the fact i called it satisfying above as well) but I don't always take it.

Whilst on the subject of the future, I would like to express my love of a certain film series

Just play that whilst reading this:

year old, Marty Mcfly, lives a lousy life. His dad, George, a nerdy scaredy cat, and his mom, Larraine, is an alchoholic, who met George through pity, when her dad hit George with a car.
Marty's brother is a fast food cook, and his sister isn't allowed to like boys. He loses at a guitar audition, and the car that he and his girlfriend were supposed to take into the mountains, was smashed up by his dad's bully, Biff. The only thing that he can do for fun, is hang out with the local scientist, Dr. Emmit Brown (Doc). Doc shows Marty a time machine that he built, using a DeLorean, and stolen plutonium from terrorists. The terrorists find doc, and kill him, but Marty escapes into 1955, the year his parents met. The Time Machine runs out of fuel, leaving him stranded. He follows his young dad (Who's a bullied high school nerd)to the place where he meets his mom. Marty saves his dad from getting hit, and gets hit himself. He wakes up in his young mom's room, and realizes that she's in love with him. He tracks down the young doc, and asks for his help. The doc says that only a bolt of lightning can power the machine, and they decide to use the lightning that will strike the town clock tower in 1 week. In the meantime, Marty struggles to get his parents to meet, and fall in love, so that he'll have a future to go back to. He repeatedly saves his mom from Biff, and she grows closer to him. He devises a plan to get his parents together. Marty asks his mom to the dance, where his parents kissed for the first time. He has to harrass his mother, and hisGeorge will see him in the car and tell him to get away from her, therefore proving to his mom that George is a loyal boyfriend. In the car, Marty sees that his mom drinks and smokes, and warns her about the effects of them. Biff pulls Marty out of the car, and attempts to force himself on Marty's mum. When George comes to the car, he finds himself face to face with Biff, the bully who keeps beating him up. George stands up for himself, and beats up Biff. He and Larraine go the dance, and kiss, while Marty plays some music for them to dance to. Marty leaves the dance, and he and the doc harness the lightning into the time machine, and Marty goes back to 1985. He finds that his dad is now a famous author, and is Biff's employer, no longer a nerd. His mom is sober, his brother is a businessman, and his sister is dating. The doc leaves for the future, but comes back to tell Marty and his girlfriend, Jeniffer, that they have to solve a problem with their kids. The three leave for the future, to find out what there problem is.

BACK TO THE FUTURE <3

:D anyway, now that's over, I predict this is going to be online on the blog within 30 seconds, take that physics !
- Jack :]

Topic #5: Youtube - Jack :]

Due to the blogpress app not saving my draft, this is going to be short,
YouTube, in my opinion, is a great way to showcase talents, skills, and just random things.
It is, to some lucky people, a career
see www.youtube.com/shaytards
YouTube is a good way to get your point across to a world wide audience, without actually needing the guts to speak to them. It's changed my lives, some in more ways that others, Dan Brown (www.youtube.com/pogobat) for example,
has put his whole life basically in the hands of his viewers, what he does, where he goes, where he lives etc, and through google/youtube partnership, he gets paid for it,
I would encourage people to make YouTube videos, as nothing bad can come of it, unless you're the next Rebecca Black :P

Will be edited tomorrow :)

- Jack :]

Topic #4: Countries/Culture - Jack :]

Not entirely sure what to put here but I'll give it a go,
Around the world there are different places... (No sugar Sherlock)
They all are different, and all have their own cultures and stuff,
When I think of culture, first thing that comes to my mind is food (Says a lot about me? )
For example, a typical/classic English meal,

Chips

Fish

Chinese...

The world has multiple countries and continents and stuff like that, and I, like Shannon, don't even know many of them...but they all have there own cultures and lifestyles, and they all interest me, and sometimes disgusts me, but that's not racist, that's an opinion :P

Because I used pictures, and a picture is worth a thousand words, enjoy my essay ;).

Until next time,

- Jack :] 

Topic #2: Music - Jack :]

MUSIC :D
I consider myself fairly musical, I mean, I like music?
Today we got our music test results back, I said if I got over 100 I'd do it for GCSE, and I got 118*
Over the last three years I've had 2 Permanent music teachers and 2 temporary ones:
Mr Ben Miller :D
Miss Adcock (now known as Mrs Natalie Squires) < Legendary form tutor as well :D
Mrs Shooter (Formerly Miss Cray)
and Miss Buzcok, who is nice to me :P

I play 2 Instruments (badly)
Guitar and Piano
BUT I know I'm yours on Ukulele (forgot it now but I learnt it within 2 attempts ;) :D )
Not as long as Hugh's
That's what she said^
That's all for now :D
Jack :]

*should be 121 I think but they marked the last question incorrectly -.-

Topic #1: Exams - Jack :]

So this is the first topical blog post apart from the topic of introducing the blog, if you'd even consider that a topic?
So, EXAMS :| The joy of my life -sarcasm
I understand what they're for, and why we 'need' them for grading and things, but do we really need them? Our books, they have work that's level marked, the teachers assess us, but yet we still have to do exams?
I know some people work better under exam conditions because they aren't distracted, but shouldn't homework be like that then?
Two more things,
Why put a time limit on tests and exams, it's our knowledge, we just might not have enough time to put down all our thoughts onto paper, I always find this is the case and then end up putting the shortest crappy answer instead of the best answer I could give, so I lose marks for something I could've done.
Last thing, relevant to my school, our exams started today. Why give us exams the day after half term when everyone is tired and has got up late.

Okay I lied, one more thing,
Exam Papers = Paper
Paper = Tree
Tree = Environment
That is all.
Jack :]x